Big ups to Rudy for sending me this pic of To Catch A Predator all-star, Don Cheech. If, for some fucked up reason, you’ve never seen this show, it’s basically a Dateline special on grown men that like to fuck kids. But, on this show, the “kids” are actors and the grown men are convinced to come have sexy time at the “kids” house where Chris Hansen masterfully interviews them, they are arrested, and their lives are pretty much shot to shit, all on national TV. As if that alone wasn’t cool enough, the show usually airs around 2-3 in the morning and marathons for hours (perfect for after bar entertainment).
So Rudy and I have obviously seen every episode in the history of forever and at the top of the pedophile shit pile stands Don Motherfucking Cheech (real name… true story). This dude drove over three hours to sex up a 13-year-old. But, unlike other d-bags on this show, Cheech did it in style. No bullshit, this dudes jorts were starched, son. He tucked in his white tee, threw on some tubes socks, dabbled on a little Gold Bond, and he was freshed dressed like a million bucks.
Dear Don,
Burn in hell.
Hans
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